Weird Al Yankovic’s “Word Crimes,” a brilliant parody of Robin Thicke’s disgusting “Blurred Lines.”

I cannot stop laughing. 

kerolunaticat:

Art skills (Bucky’s not even trying)

"Shakespeare was in what, the 1880’s?"

Overheard last night at dinner

All I could think was:

(via midoritonbo)

dying

dying

rdjbutt:

someone save bucky barnes

godsdragongirl:

slushpilehell:

Dear guys:
This letter is sent to most members of the AAR [Association of Author’s Representatives] simultaneously and equally because I have no time to care about everyone too deeper now.I won’t mind if you don’t reply because this letter doesn’t folloe some of yourself’s fancy principles,like a great book may means different to different ones,but I still wonder your attitude.Here are parts of my manuscript below,please reply at once if you wonder,there’s no more waiting after a week.

Kids, today I’m going to tell you about the glamorous world of being a literary agent. Get ready, because it is everything you’ve ever dreamed of and more.

I cannot BREATHE.

"Does Obamacare cover BURRRNS?"
"Ha. Ha. Very funny. And NO."

"Does Obamacare cover BURRRNS?"

"Ha. Ha. Very funny. And NO."

sherbies:

equalistmako:

sherbies:

why did i make this

bryan this is all your fault

# where have you been obviously this is from boku no tonraq (via)

I HAVE NOT LAUGHED SO HARD IN SO LONG OH MY GOSH OW MY STOMACH

gentlemanpigeon:

pro tips on how to deal with a mugging here at tumblr.com

gentlemanpigeon:

pro tips on how to deal with a mugging here at tumblr.com

esotericaltilde:

matelotage:

This song totally sucks!

It’s nice to know there are guys who find this creepy too

I love this parody so much more than the actual song.